Wednesday, April 30, 2014
the attack Puppet
I smelled burnt popcorn. It was dusk in Japan, I was in my shoebox apartment, a window at one end and a combination front door-kitchen-bathroom at the other. I felt woozy, like I woke with a killer hangover. I was with Anne, and she was freaking out. There was something outside the door trying to get in, so I got the bat off the coat hangar hanging from the door, and slowly unlocked the door, trying to be silent about it. I wanted to open the door quickly, hoping to scare off whatever it was. When I did, there was a scream from outside on the concrete floor a few feet away, and a dinosaur about as tall me was glaring wildly back. I freaked out, it looked like a velociraptor, it had feathers on its head and under its arms, it was crazy neon colors and screamed like a little girl. I couldn't completely shut the door in time, its arms and head were caught in it and I struggled to keep it pinned there. Anne screamed that it likes popcorn, and I told her to open the bag of burnt popcorn and throw it through the space in the door. She did, and then I heard a mans voice outside say "Who throws popcorn!?", and started to make agonizing sounds about the hot oil burning him. The dinosaur stopped moving, and i opened the door to discover a man holding sticks that ended in a velociraptor head and arms. All I remember.
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