praying Womantis

I dreamed I was in my room, in bed.  I heard rustling so I got up to turn on the lights, and everything was blurry.  I didn't have my glasses, but there was a tangle of furry brown and shiny black tumbling around on the floor.  I was looking for my glasses, careful to avoid the wrestling tangle, and I dropped my glasses between the wall and the bed.  I pulled the bed out and looked for them, but the floor was full of broken pieces of glasses.  Then I heard a woman screaming, like WTF is going on in my room!?!?!?!?  I grabbed some mismatched pieces of glasses and assembled a new pair, and when I looked the tangled mess had stopped wrestling, it was a big fukn tarantula and a black widow, like small dog sized.  They were just staring at my door with their many shiny black eyes.  Then the woman screamed again, from my doorway, and when I looked there was not a woman there, but a praying mantis as tall as me standing there, eerily still except its eyes scanning around the room.  I wanted to hug the tarantula, then the fukn mantis screamed again and I woke up like FUCK MAN!! UuuUUGgghHH that sucked!!!